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ROL certification due next week & i'm still not done!!! lol
goodluck everyone
goodluck everyone
are u guys done w/ your ROL
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I made mine. PM me if you wanna avoid matching with me.
My faults:
-deep love of sheep
-shallow love of donkeys
-I love giving sensual back massages to both sexes
-I love giving sensual back massages to hermaphrodites
-My dental hygiene is slightly above average, but not supremely above average
-I would never hurt a fish
-I would drop kick a mongoose in the neck if given the chance
-I cheat on tests, and will blow your s h i t out of the water on the in training exam.
-I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat a lot of tofu because I want vegetarians to starve while I live an omnivorous lifestyle
-I can bench press like probably a million pounds, which will make you look really bad in front of your girlfriend if you're a guy, and if you're a girl you will be forced to mate with me on the spot because I am so awesome at lifting objects.
-I will steal your copy of Andrews and replace it with a copy of Andrus, a slightly inferior (and less well known) derm text. Then when we get pimped by attendings on the sequelae of lupus, you will say "Andrus said that discoid lupus can be characterized by palpably palpable erythematous rashies," to which the attending will reply "my god, beaverboy (or whatever your name is), what in the name of christ have you been reading"? And then you'll say Andrus, and the attending will slap you in the face.
-I will do other things too. This is just the first week or so.
My faults:
-deep love of sheep
-shallow love of donkeys
-I love giving sensual back massages to both sexes
-I love giving sensual back massages to hermaphrodites
-My dental hygiene is slightly above average, but not supremely above average
-I would never hurt a fish
-I would drop kick a mongoose in the neck if given the chance
-I cheat on tests, and will blow your s h i t out of the water on the in training exam.
-I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat a lot of tofu because I want vegetarians to starve while I live an omnivorous lifestyle
-I can bench press like probably a million pounds, which will make you look really bad in front of your girlfriend if you're a guy, and if you're a girl you will be forced to mate with me on the spot because I am so awesome at lifting objects.
-I will steal your copy of Andrews and replace it with a copy of Andrus, a slightly inferior (and less well known) derm text. Then when we get pimped by attendings on the sequelae of lupus, you will say "Andrus said that discoid lupus can be characterized by palpably palpable erythematous rashies," to which the attending will reply "my god, beaverboy (or whatever your name is), what in the name of christ have you been reading"? And then you'll say Andrus, and the attending will slap you in the face.
-I will do other things too. This is just the first week or so.
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mine was in this morning 😉
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good luck on making your lists!!!
my advice -- go with your gut.
I plan to go with my testes. they've never steered me wrong yet, except for that time in tijuana, but that was spring break, and i was promised a really nice beaded necklace if i complied. I got a necklace all right, but it wasn't made of beads.
hmmmm....
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yes you can go with your testes instead (though i personally don't have any testes)