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Pick up lines for the nerds
Let's spend a magnetic moment together
As black holes fuse in space, let's merge our naked singularities
Your gravitational field leaves me ec-static!
Sex is good for your health. It boosts your immune system, raises your metabolism, and provides a complete body workout.Sooooo...you wanna live longer?
I can see it in your eyes, you want to be probed!
Oo, you look cold...a little friction to raise your internal energy?
Is your delta big enough to satisfy my epsilon?
Top 10 Reasons To Date a Scientist/Doctor
10. They can show you what all the buttons on the calculator do.
9.They can tell you exactly how much to tip in a restaurant.
8.They appreciate significant figures.
7.They are used to pulling all-nighters.
6.They know all about heat, friction, and gravitational attraction.
5.They know how to handle stress and strain in a relationship.
4.They can tell you everything that is scientifically wrong about the Star Wars movies.
3.You are 100 times more interesting than their last conversation with their computer.
2.They know it's not the length of the vector that counts, but how you apply the force.
1. They know how to turn on your hard drive.
Let's spend a magnetic moment together
As black holes fuse in space, let's merge our naked singularities
Your gravitational field leaves me ec-static!
Sex is good for your health. It boosts your immune system, raises your metabolism, and provides a complete body workout.Sooooo...you wanna live longer?
I can see it in your eyes, you want to be probed!
Oo, you look cold...a little friction to raise your internal energy?
Is your delta big enough to satisfy my epsilon?
Top 10 Reasons To Date a Scientist/Doctor
10. They can show you what all the buttons on the calculator do.
9.They can tell you exactly how much to tip in a restaurant.
8.They appreciate significant figures.
7.They are used to pulling all-nighters.
6.They know all about heat, friction, and gravitational attraction.
5.They know how to handle stress and strain in a relationship.
4.They can tell you everything that is scientifically wrong about the Star Wars movies.
3.You are 100 times more interesting than their last conversation with their computer.
2.They know it's not the length of the vector that counts, but how you apply the force.
1. They know how to turn on your hard drive.